was flask-blaster

was flask-blaster
before p t for
daring to be me
I know the unit is the thing
I sleep away
from Geavdos and what
Fobbits there be
my brothers
are Oscar Mike
by now even
the single-digit midgets
some call me
speed bump
I sung my nad pad
I tease Terps
and Turkey my peeks
I aint no Rummy;s dumme
I aint on the yalla
for getting waxed.